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yngwies Cat 8:30 Mon Dec 14
Falling asleep on the last train/bus/boat

As it's party season, where's the furthest you ended up after too many sherbets?

Texas Iron 7:05 Thu Dec 17
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aldgate...

Uber would have been a lot les than 30...

aldgate 4:47 Thu Dec 17
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didn't fall asleep but (as the name suggests) i used to live in aldgate
wife now pregnant so we've had to spec up to a house and i moved to greenwich this week (i know)
had a few beers with my old workmates in exmouth market tonight and the cab was £30!
the woes of the working classes.....

Brucies_Star_Prize 11:25 Wed Dec 16
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mashed in maryland 4:36 Tue Dec 15
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Until the night tube is launched, there's this wonderful thing called Uber which will get you from the West End to Dagenham for about £25-30. Use Uber Pool and it will cost you even less.

riosleftsock 11:10 Wed Dec 16
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Did Russ wipe his knob on you oneflew?

One Flew 9:29 Wed Dec 16
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Just happened to me now, daydreaming at Waterloo on Northern Line, went on to Kennington, added six or even minutes to my journey , just getting home now, dinner probably already in the dog, wish me luck.

Dr Matt 10:27 Wed Dec 16
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Hmmm any one else thinking Ched Evans?

Russ of the BML 9:59 Wed Dec 16
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I used to get on at Canary Wharf and there was regularly a woman on there who was battered and so wasted there is no way she would've known what stop to get off. So I used to finger her and wipe my knob round her face as she slept.

yngwies Cat 9:06 Wed Dec 16
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Left Brighton after a stag do, only to end up back there. Tried again and then had to cutail my jouney for a call of nature. Got off somehere in back of beyond. It was snowing and very pretty, then I layed a huge streaming log in the virgin snow. Got back on the train aiming for Clapham, ended up at Charing X. That was a long day.

Mr Strug 1:51 Wed Dec 16
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I'm quite lucky really, always fall asleep on the northern line after West Ham, but I get off at Morden anyway and someone always wakes me up, apart from being a bit disorientated stumbling around looking for a cab I've never ended up going back the other way yet.

I regularly have one too many and miss the last tube back though and ending up in a sherbet all the way back to Worcester park.

Rise Park family 5:36 Tue Dec 15
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Picked the wife up from Colchester and Clacton on several occasions after her nights out in Canary Wharf

Davenport 5:06 Tue Dec 15
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Garston?

TWe 5:05 Tue Dec 15
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I did the whole length of the central line once. Got on at Stratford heading to Buckhurst Hill and woke up in West Ruislip so must have gone up to Epping and all the way back.

Pancho 4:59 Tue Dec 15
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Mad Dog 4:54 Tue Dec 15

One of my favourite bits in it ever.

Up there with...

"I had to dress up as an elderly Israeli woman once"
"Really?"
"Well, I didn't *have* to"
"We should talk..."

Mad Dog 4:56 Tue Dec 15
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After the man u game last year I woke up at the stop after mine. Jumped off only to see the train heading towards home.

I'd been to the end of the line and back

Mad Dog 4:54 Tue Dec 15
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Mike Watt: Hello Timmy.

Tim: Where are you?

Mike: Err, Sheffield.

Tim: What are you doing in Sheffield?

Mike: Fell asleep on the tube.

Tim: The tube doesn't go to Sheffield, Mike.

Mike: Yeah, I know. I um must have changed at King's Cross

Pancho 4:44 Tue Dec 15
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Wincester sounds like the kind of place that has a model village?

B6NY B 4:43 Tue Dec 15
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THREE!

mashed in maryland 4:40 Tue Dec 15
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young woody 4:40 Tue Dec 15

Did the very same thing except it cost me about 40 quid in a cab.

mashed in maryland 4:40 Tue Dec 15
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Coz I've tried explaining it to people in the past and they don't get it

young woody 4:40 Tue Dec 15
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I ended up in Winchester once.
Had to get of the train wait 5 minutes for a train back Basingstoke.

Crazy me

One McAvennieeeeee 4:37 Tue Dec 15
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Why would that sound a bit weird? In fact, I reckon it's one of the most 'normal' things you've ever said on here, mashed son?

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